March 28, 2024

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Lauren Alexis Helps the Day Go By Faster -

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Bored from the Pandemic? Tiktok -

Friday, August 20, 2021

HOTW- and HROTW (Hottie Racist of the Week) -

Saturday, July 18, 2020

HOTW: Levy Tran -

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Dildo Stick Shifter?? yeshomo?? -

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

MOTW- Man of The Week -

Friday, March 16, 2018

Fast Cars, Hot Women -

Friday, March 2, 2018

Airplane Vents -

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Right Wing Hottie of the Week Martina Markota -

Thursday, December 21, 2017

It Adds Flavor -

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Drop That Kitty -

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Rudolph Can’t Help Himself -

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Blow Before You Swallow -

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Go Go – A Dying Art -

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Reasons Not to Hang Out in San Jose -

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Happy Turkey Day -

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

HOTW: Nathalie Emmanuel -

Monday, November 13, 2017

Happy Veterans Day 2017 -

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Not So New But New Dildos -

Friday, November 10, 2017

Robosexuality!!!!! and robot hottie of the week -

Friday, November 10, 2017

Whipped Cream Bikini Bra

There are right ways and wrong ways of doing a whipped cream bikini bra. On the picture above you’ll notice that the center picture is the best way of doing the bikini. The picture on the left is a mediocre attempt at making a similar bra while the picture on the right was totally off. It seemed like they didn’t use the whipped cream from a can and instead used whipped cream from the tub.

Okay, the center image has a little Hollywood magic going on. Thank you Varsity Blues.

I have to put a whipped cream bikini in the same category as sex on a beach. While this looks like fun and excitement there’s the crazy aftermath or middlemath of what to do next? Do you clean up? It’s an awkward event after all the fun is said and done. Why do I put this in the same category as sex on a beach? Ever have sand in your cooch? Not fun.

My recommendation is to have many towels available if you want to dive into the sticky world of food and sex and then be accepting of the awkward clean up stage. Just like you were told when you were young, “Put away your toys after you’re done playing with them.” I’ve heard that some people use that “clean up” time to talk openly about what they liked or didn’t. Again, that all depends on where you are in the relationship.

Enjoy! Be safe!